Memorabilia

In the rest of the shop you can treat your ears, but here is where you can treat your eyes for a lot less money than going to the opticians.

Trust us when we tell you that if you don't buy anything else from Dennis's Memorabilia department, buy a map. It is a thing of beauty and artistry in cream and black. The detail on it is incredible and it's the best fiver's worth of art you'll ever get. You can see parts of it as the backdrop to this page and the cover of The Authorised Guide to Grunty Fen; we had to darken it down for the shop but in reality it's much more the sort of cream colour you can see behind this writing.

Apart from the map, we've got the Grunty Fen Traders bookmark, the Collapsed Chapel postcard and a whole host of greetings cards - including a limited supply of cards SIGNED by Dennis and Mr South.

Also, to complete your Dennis collection, there's a limited supply of 7-inch vinyl singles of Ladder to the Moon b/w Birdsong.

Perfect gifts for the Fenatic.