{"id":160,"date":"2025-11-03T17:43:16","date_gmt":"2025-11-03T17:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/?post_type=product&p=160"},"modified":"2026-10-24T21:40:01","modified_gmt":"2026-10-24T21:40:01","slug":"album-archive-editions-10","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/product\/album-archive-editions-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Album: Archive Edition 10 – Slapp"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Why is there a moose in the Miscellaneous Shed?<\/span><\/b> Where does Dennis take the Christmas fender? Why didn\u2019t he want his gusset scrutinised? What new enterprise is he considering? And what are lawn curry and electric soup?<\/p>\n

Why did Dennis <\/span><\/b> have to take off two of his pullovers? What\u2019s the problem with corners? Why is it best to move a brass bedstead fence at dusk? What\u2019s settled by a game of cards? Why can\u2019t Dennis give Gran\u2019s magazines to a museum? Why is there a standard lamp on the balcony?<\/p>\n

Dennis is all of a dither<\/span><\/b> and he\u2019s all of a doo-dah because he\u2019s had a letter from Maudie. It\u2019s not easy for Mr South to read it, but what\u2019s troubling Dennis about it? How should he respond? And why does he get all steamed up?<\/p>\n

What does Dennis want to be chairman of, and why? <\/span><\/b> Who is he going into business with? What plans has he got for parting tourists from their money? What are the Fens known for? What\u2019s in the jar? What does Dennis want to use the pond for? What gives a lovely sheen to its water?<\/p>\n

Be warned:<\/span><\/b> this CD contains knolls, Macmillan\u2019s moustache, the chewing-gum valve, a full chamber pot, curtain muscles, a moose\u2019s nostrils, the Enclosure Acts, rubbers, an Elastoplast, Queen Salote of Tonga, pipecleaners, ullage, typewriters, Fen eyes, Weasenham St Peter, loins, supple thighs, mudmogs, sink tidies, chicken muck, dingle-dangle things, cowlicks and a Stygian morass of miasmic effluvia.<\/p>\n

Running time: Over 75 minutes to spend in Grunty Fen.<\/p>\n

Available as a CD or a download.<\/p>\n

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