{"id":169,"date":"2025-11-03T17:50:38","date_gmt":"2025-11-03T17:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/?post_type=product&#038;p=169"},"modified":"2026-10-25T17:28:53","modified_gmt":"2026-10-25T17:28:53","slug":"album-archive-editions-13","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/product\/album-archive-editions-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Album: Archive Edition 13 &#8211; Great Harm"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"productDescription\" class=\"productGeneral biggerText\">\n<p><b>This collection comes from 1993.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: brown;\"> Dennis seeing more clearly,<\/span><\/b> but why? Why did he call it a \u2018two-pylon\u2019 day? Who is Mr Cornplaster? How did he help Dennis with his sight? And \u2013 once again \u2013 what\u2019s Elsan got to do with it?<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: brown;\">Why are Dennis and Mr South whispering? <\/span><\/b> Why does Mr South have to get on his knees? What has Dennis never joined? What is he looking for, and what does he find?<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: brown;\">Why Does Dennis want Mr South to keep his distance? <\/span><\/b> Why is it a dirty world? What shocked Dennis about Woolly Woollard\u2019s sloping house? Who are the Wednesday wonders?<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: brown;\">Mr South wants to ask Dennis <\/span><\/b> about the result of a Gallup Poll and is surprised by what Dennis says. What can the Walpamur hues reveal about Grunty Fen? What doesn\u2019t Mrs Sharp stick out for Tarzan? Why does Dennis get hot under the collar at the mention of Empire? What happened to Cecil Hazlemere?<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: brown;\">Dennis reckons Spring gets worse each year, <\/span><\/b> but why? What\u2019s rife up Pious End? Who never blinks? What can\u2019t Mr South believe? What\u2019s cut-throat about lavender bags? Who lured Oily Olly? Mr South has his first lesson from the Book of Ezeriah.<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: brown;\">Be warned:<\/span><\/b> this collection contains snuffing and pricking, snogging, an electrified doll, Blakeys, toffee apples, the Peek Frean, the War Office, an emergency po, Ken, Reg and a faintly glowing beak, fug and shag, Hudson\u2019s soap, carbolic, icebreakers, variations on a theme, frittering, Sagger\u2019s Sheds, Mounties, Father Christmas, Ossie Clasby, chafing, Nuaru, guano, boomerangs, The Cuillins, beekeepers, a ghillie\u2019s bothy, a final thrust, tight suits, conversions, banging, two long one short and a scrape, natural gas, fundamentalists, blandishments, Shippea Hill, knolls, Ferodo brake blocks, Woman\u2019s Own, cowlicks, linseed oil putty and amps and amps and amps.<\/p>\n<p>Running time: Just over 70 minutes of verbal sparring and singing.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Available on CD or as a download.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"productGeneral biggerText\">\n<div class=\"rowWrapper\">\n<div>Listen to clips from the tracks on this album:<\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"rowWrapper\">\n<div class=\"mediaTypeLink\">\n<div class=\"rowWrapper\">\n<ul>\n<li class=\"mediaTypeLink\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/shop\/media\/AE13 Clip 01 Fen Eyes.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"mediaClipFilename\">Fen Eyes<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"mediaTypeLink\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/shop\/media\/AE13 Clip 02 Cerstificate.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"mediaClipFilename\">Cerstificate<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"mediaTypeLink\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/shop\/media\/AE13 Clip 03 Germs.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"mediaClipFilename\">Germs<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"mediaTypeLink\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/shop\/media\/AE13 Clip 04 Empire and Emigration.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"mediaClipFilename\">Empire and Emigration<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"mediaTypeLink\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/shop\/media\/AE13 Clip 05 A Final Thrust.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"mediaClipFilename\">A Final Thrust<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Clicking on any of the above links will let you hear a short bit.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An album available as a CD or digital download.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":207,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[20],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-169","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-albums","first","instock","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=169"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}