{"id":218,"date":"2025-11-06T12:59:32","date_gmt":"2025-11-06T12:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/?post_type=product&#038;p=218"},"modified":"2026-10-24T21:54:22","modified_gmt":"2026-10-24T21:54:22","slug":"album-archive-edition-17-guttering","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/product\/album-archive-edition-17-guttering\/","title":{"rendered":"Album: Archive Edition 17 &#8211; Guttering"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>This collection comes from 1993.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: brown;\"> Dennis, General Conslutant <\/span><\/b><br \/>\nDennis has decided to change his career, and as his first move he pulls out his John Bull Printing Set. How does he show some original thinking? And why does Oily Ollie flap his doors? Plus, there&#8217;s a different song to go out with.\u00a0 <i>Listen out for:<\/i> funeral cards, Boris Karloff, green frocks, a roll of lead and a jar of pickled onions.<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: brown;\">The Episcopal Visit <\/span><\/b><br \/>\nSomeone&#8217;s all of a dither, someone else has a few false starts and everybody&#8217;s got their weakness &#8211; you&#8217;ve just got to find it. <i>Listen out for:<\/i> feathery frocks, perks, top hats and tailcoats, lost property, gargoyles and a butcher chasing a pig.<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: brown;\">The Flooding of the Brothels <\/span><\/b><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s even wetter than usual in Grunty Fen. What&#8217;s the opposite of a Fen Blow? And who are the Dolphins? Plus, there&#8217;s a speedy rendition of Fen Tigers. <i>Listen out for:<\/i> Spam pasties, roofing felt, hymnals and hassocks, immolating, a knoll (again), the shag locket, wheel bogies and rain, rain, rain.<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: brown;\">Crime and Punishment <\/span><\/b><br \/>\nThe BBC Current Affairs Directorate is sticking its nose in again. Why is there apparently very little crime in Grunty Fen? Why has PC Fairbrother been getting letters? And why is he afraid?<br \/>\n<i> Listen out for:<\/i> fuchsias, traffic, shiny trousers, a powerful knowing look, a pedalling posse and a river cruiser. Oh, and there&#8217;s a flare-up.<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: brown;\">The Art of Shaving <\/span><\/b><br \/>\nHow does shaving lead to a cure for carrot fly? How do you mollify a fly? And what&#8217;s Gran&#8217;s spy system? Could the answers be right under Dennis&#8217;s nose? <i>Listen out for:<\/i> carrots (obviously, if you&#8217;re talking about carrot fly), Erasmic, cheese straws, the Mullard, the Hero Mirror and a confused Mr South (as usual).<\/p>\n<p>Running time: Over an hour, if you can stand it.<\/p>\n<div>Available on CD or as a download.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"productGeneral biggerText\">\n<div class=\"rowWrapper\">\n<div>Listen to clips from the tracks on this album:<\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"rowWrapper\">\n<div class=\"mediaTypeLink\">\n<div class=\"rowWrapper\">\n<ul>\n<li class=\"mediaTypeLink\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/shop\/media\/AE17 Clip 01 Dennis General Conslutant.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"mediaClipFilename\">Dennis General Conslutant<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"mediaTypeLink\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/shop\/media\/AE17 Clip 02 The Episcopal Visit.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"mediaClipFilename\">The Episcopal Visit<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"mediaTypeLink\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/shop\/media\/AE17 Clip 03 The Flooding of the Brothels.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"mediaClipFilename\">The Flooding of the Brothels<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"mediaTypeLink\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/shop\/media\/AE17 Clip 04 Crime and Punishment.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"mediaClipFilename\">Crime and Punishment<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"mediaTypeLink\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/shop\/media\/AE17 Clip 05 The Art of Shaving.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"mediaClipFilename\">The Art of Shaving<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Clicking on any of the above links will let you hear a short bit.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An album available as a CD or digital download.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":211,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[20],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-218","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-albums","first","instock","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}