This collection comes from early 1992 and features episodes from Dennis’s Advice Shed.<\/b><\/p>\n
The Rhythms of the Fens.\u00a0<\/span><\/b>How does Antoinette Clayden get on with her new daughter-in-law? Why can you hear Antoinette\u2019s bungalow? Who can\u2019t keep still? And does he really want to be licentious?\u00a0Why does Giles upset Miss Edna? What\u2019s the sound of a haddock being battered?<\/p>\n Advice Shed No 2 – Jam or Spam. <\/b>A problem of jam versus Spam and common versus posh.\u00a0 Dennis has made an improvement to crash helmets, there\u2019s advice for fish-and-chip eaters, an unexpected benefit of a lucrative pastime, and why people are happy behind fences. And there\u2019s a Chinese proverb to ponder.<\/p>\n Lining Mining. <\/b>Why\u2019s Dennis wriggling? What needs an incision? What’s banging on the tin of Zubes? What\u2019s got everything attached to everything else? One little nick and it\u2019ll all come out\u2026 but why can\u2019t they do it? And why can\u2019t Mr South pull the string?<\/p>\n Advice Shed No 3 – Kindling and Cromer. <\/b>Could a public lavatory solve someone\u2019s problem?\u00a0Red oxide metal primer on a frock can be tricky to shift, and we hear about a proper grip, women priests, ballroom dancing and getting a proper grip. And there’s always Thought for the Week<\/em>.<\/p>\n Advice Shed No 4 – A Case of Closets. <\/b>Will the Channel Tunnel ruin trade in the Fens? Walking on the outside of a lady doesn\u2019t seem to apply in the Fen countryside, and getting directions from a Fen dweller could be problematical. Plus, there’s a boon for your boots.<\/p>\n Be warned:<\/b> AE19 contains Brylcreem, pickled gherkins, a pearl-handled fruit knife, lapsing into posh, a capon claw, an Acme Thunderer, Mrs Sharp\u2019s castanet, the four of spades, Windolene, Princess Diana, a pile driver, Yorkshire pudding stirring, writhing on its bogies, hundreds of bars of chocolates, battling against a stormy blast and various uses for a brassiere.<\/p>\n Running time: Over an hour, if you can stand it.<\/p>\n Clicking on any of the above links will let you hear a short bit.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n <\/p>\n<\/div>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An album available as a CD or digital download.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":414,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[20],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-377","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-albums","first","instock","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=377"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=377"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=377"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk\/wshop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n